Yesterday I told a child that if she continued to use multiple exclamation points to end sentences and all caps for emphasis, that it might end in drug and alcohol use and possibly make the difference between a life spent drifting in and out of jail or a stellar career.
I was only twenty per cent kidding.
I will be glad when grades and portfolios are in next week, and I can get some sleep.



WHAT are you TALKING about?!?! MULTIPLE EXCLAMATION POINTS ARE COOL!!! How ELSE are you supposed to GET YOUR POINT ACROSS?!?!?!
(Timmy doesn’t like me using the caps thing either, because he says it sounds like I’m yelling at him. ME? YELL AT HIM???)
Yes, you. Yell at me.